2024-08-19

I have a large forehead.

It's not a receding hairline, always been like that. I won a jar of mayonnaise at a party once for largest forehead. True story. And my eyes are not symmetrical. My eyebrows are out of control. I am unkempt. Year-by-year I am disappearing into the surrounding woodland. I am becoming that weirdo in the woods I've always dreamed of becoming. 🤓

A fairly close-up portrait of a guy with a large forehead looking at the camera. His hair is black, his beard is streaked with gray and his eyes are not symmetrical.