What passes for news these days… a note to CNN

To my dear friends at CNN:
If the disappearance of Olivia Newton John’s boyfriend is really news then I’ve got a few stories for you…

Just moments ago i observed a squirrel in my yard eating a nut! Even more exciting, I took my dog out for a walk and she pooped… twice!

Shall I arrange a press conference?

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